So I took the old girl in for inspection today. We have state run places you have to take your vehicle. They have long been known to hate anything not new or modified. Going every 2 years it is always a battle royal. Not today????
Did the lights horn thing and wipers and the guy says, your drivers stop light is not working, I will pass you. WTF Never in my life have I got such a break. I move on to emissions. High carbons, fail. The guy says, run it down the highway and heat it up and come back? Oh O.K., will do.
I run 15 miles down the highway and back, passing everything but the troopers, lol. Wait in line some more, pull in. He says did you run it? yes. Did you shut it off? no. He says excellent. He puts the anal probe back in the tail pipe. fail. rev it up, fail. Turn it off, repeat, fail. Supervisor comes over, what is the problem? I think here we go, I am screwed. Supervisor says, do it again and let me see you rev it up, higher, higher. Supervisor yells, I saw it go green you're good to go.
I am here to tell you that I do not believe for 1 minute that needle ever went into the green. It restored my faith in humanity for sure. Maybe it was karma for the 45 years of pain inflicted on me by those people, IDK. Anyways I got my 2 year sticker and hauled a$$ inside to pay.
Eric
Maybe I am finally getting cool old guy treatment?