Come on down. I'll buy you lunch.
Why buy lunch? Doritos and Ice Tea will be served. I wonder what kind of cigars are being handing out. You can buy when I come down for a couple days for a visit to the Park at Budget Wrench. I plan on doing that and bringing a *** of cash and hopefully a trailer.
Kinda funny, my step bro's ex.... When the girls had "Girls Night Out", it was called, Girls Night Out. When the guys got together at one of the buddies working on a car, boat, out night fishin or just hanging out having a few beers in the garage, it wasn't called "Guys Night Out". It was called a "Ball Scratch".

Then my wife (now ex) had to ask, "What's a Ball Scratch?" She replies, where the guys get together drink beer, fart and scratch their balls.
BTW, my wife thought it was when when the guys got together to play pool.