1987 GMC Jimmy

I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to. Felt I owed it to them.

If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

This is the kind of day that almost makes you feel good to be alive.

Fish meat is practically a vegetable.

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy: both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

"A dog that weighs less than fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless."