Free Death Ray Components (183/Spicewood-McNeil)
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They laughed! Laughed, at your genius but now you have final components for your ultimate Solar Death Ray of Doom!
These gorgeous, spectrum adjusted lenses, each optimized to bend the red, green or blue part of the solar spectrum precisely into a concentrated beam of gleaming death capable of laying waste to great swaths of. . . ant mounds.
Well, insane world conquering mad scientist have to start somewhere. . .besides, craigslist doesn't have a "Weapons of Mass Destruction, for sale, by owner" section and, let's face it, the fire ants are getting uppity.
The lenses are, however, still embedded in their Form Factor of Ultimate Destruction! I think it was some kind of of transforming killer robot cleverly disguised as a Sony Color Rear Video Projector Model KP-49S65. It's not working now of course, no matter how hard you flog it, it won't show Cartoon Network or sprout limbs and go on a murderous rampage.
You kinda have to haul off the presumed Robot/TV to get the lenses. The wife insisted. Jeese, one little fire, or three and suddenly it's "no more homicidal robots in my house Mister!"
Hurry up and snag the Lenses of Ultimate (ant) Destruction before some do gooding super hero uncovers your brilliant plot and grabs the critical component right at the last suspenseful moment.
First come first serve, will remove add when gone.
(In the case of two mad scientist showing up at the same time and begin fighting over the lenses, please keep your dueling Atomic Powered **** Ape/Man Zombie monsters out of the flower beds. Thanks. )