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  1. Dougnsalem

    Fuel pump and other wiring issues

    OMG. I better just leave right now. Can someone please help him out.
  2. Dougnsalem

    How do I know if I have HEI, and if I don't have it, should I upgrade

    Lmao. Aw, hell..... That was some funny shit there.... Does kinda sound like my family though. Maybe that's why it seems so funny to me???
  3. Dougnsalem

    How do I know if I have HEI, and if I don't have it, should I upgrade

    I've been a master mechanic/master paint and bodyman/shop forman/repair shop owner for over 25 years. The last thing I am going to do, is have my kids follow in my footsteps. Take your troll shit elsewhere. You're wasting my time.... BYE, BYE!!!! LMAO.... Nice try buddy.
  4. Dougnsalem

    How do I know if I have HEI, and if I don't have it, should I upgrade

    What does brown taste like? Lol
  5. Dougnsalem

    How do I know if I have HEI, and if I don't have it, should I upgrade

    Come on now. Did I profess to be all-knowing??? Lol. You know, I was curious about all of this, and asked my 20 Y.O. daughter (who has not worked on a car one time in her whole life); what a HEI distributor looks like. Umm, it took her under a minute to show me. Misinformation about that, on the...
  6. Dougnsalem

    How do I know if I have HEI, and if I don't have it, should I upgrade

    Just going through this thread again, and this post was just flat out awesome! L.M.A.O..... You, young gentleman (I'm twice your age), have quite the realistic grasp on life. It's quite refreshing to see that (although very rare now), in our youth. ("Youth" is not ment to be even slightly...
  7. Dougnsalem

    How do I know if I have HEI, and if I don't have it, should I upgrade

    7.44 L for your non-american ass..... (Lol. J/K) Edit: Should I have written that in French???
  8. Dougnsalem

    How do I know if I have HEI, and if I don't have it, should I upgrade

    Google search: "HEI cap" Result: Google search: "Not HEI cap" Result: That took me under 30 seconds. You have the balls to insult CSFJ??? Pathetic.... I came back to see how things were going on the site. I guess I haven't been missing much, since it's oviously still overrun with crayon...
  9. Dougnsalem

    How do I know if I have HEI, and if I don't have it, should I upgrade

    Intelligent people spend the 30 seconds to search Google for their answer. Crayon eaters ask for their answers to be spoon fed to them, and then act immaturely; and toss insults at other more knowledgeable posters that don't answer their silly questions. What's your favorite color to eat???
  10. Dougnsalem

    Why do older cars smell different?

    If you fart enough in it, any car will smell better. (Well, MY shit don't stink....)
  11. Dougnsalem

    Fuel line

    https://www.gmsquarebody.com/threads/is-it-harmful-to-drive-in-2-for-long-periods-of-time.24633/ @spanky55amg , don't hold your breath.....
  12. Dougnsalem

    Fuel line

    Don't bother. He'll figure it out with some real help around here. BTW- did you ever light your truck on fire, and go buy a new one? Probably still a good idea....
  13. Dougnsalem

    Stainless cab visor SOLD

    @Big Chip
  14. Dougnsalem

    Help please! Hood wont open!

    Ahhhh, thank you! I had to read through that whole thread again! Lmao. Hilarious.....
  15. Dougnsalem

    Help-Get out differential shaft lock bolt

    This is IMHO- it just depends on what you're doing with the differential. All new bearings, R & P, and seals? It MAY be best to do the carrier, spider gears and cross shaft. I never have, and I've put some pretty nasty looking, sloppy spider gears back in. Basically, they only come into play...
  16. Dougnsalem

    Help-Get out differential shaft lock bolt

    https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+remove+a+broken+gm+cross+shaft+bolt&oq=how+to+remove+a+broken+gm+cross+shaft+bolt&aqs=chrome..69i57j33.37928j1j7&client=ms-android-om-lge&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8 05:51 AM Sep 4th, 11 NHBandit Back in the early 80s there was a recall on the axles...
  17. Dougnsalem

    Damn mice.

    LMAO. But having been zapped myself a few bazillion times, will that actually kill them? (Serious question). That's an awesome idea! Oh yeah, it worked great! For about 10 minutes.... I even tried spraying myself with it. No help. Lol
  18. Dougnsalem

    Damn mice.

    We've used this for years. IDK, there may be better stuff out now, but this still works for us. The only drawback? They're gonna stink up where ever they decide to croak (like inside your wall....), until they decompose. Lol This was a pretty damn funny post! Next time, just light a small fire...
  19. Dougnsalem

    Steering wheel not returning to center

    This right here, is what EVERYONE needs to post, if they have any steering/wandering issue. AWESOME post Jake! First off- they did correct your toe issue. Toe wears tires out the fastest, and they did fix that. Your Camber- Keep an eye on the inside of both front tires. Idealy, I would have...
  20. Dougnsalem

    New member, please help!!

    Well, that's not a factory tank, and a hacksaw should work just dandy....
  21. Dougnsalem

    Steering wheel not returning to center

    Lol. That kinda reminds me of that "Odd" dude. Where did he go??? Oh, and no witches here. Just bitches. BIG ones....
  22. Dougnsalem

    Steering wheel not returning to center

    Ok, I don't normally reply to newbs, because they typically disappear, before you even get a chance to post a reply. You've been here for awhile, and that's cool. This is just IMHO. Here you go.... 1. You have a loose power steering belt??? Tighten it up!!! 2. Who put the bahl(sp) joints in...
  23. Dougnsalem

    Not sure what's happening here

    Lol. Rusty Nail sighting in 5..... 4..... 3............
  24. Dougnsalem

    custom cluster bezel kits for edge gauges.

    Yeah, it is an old post but I don't think that's too big of an issue. However, the dude you're trying to talk to, hasn't logged in here for over a year.
  25. Dougnsalem

    What have you done to your square lately??

    Sorry about the delay, but I'm just seeing this for the first time. That shit was flat out hilarious. So is that blue thing for an air attachment???

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